• ‎*dad gets out of surgery

  • Dad:

    Can I have some water now?

  • Nurse:

    You can have clear liquids now. So you can also have apple juice or ginger ale.

  • Dad:

    (asking me) Juice is a clear liquid?

  • Me:

    I guess it's because you can see through it?

  • (Nurse comes back with water and ginger ale)

  • Dad:

    Does beer count as a clear liquid?

  • Aigoo.... -____-;